Putting golf balls to a higher purpose

Issue 68 : Sept/Oct 2009
At haulout time in northern climates, sailors perform an annual ritual of cleaning, packing, winterizing, and covering their boats to protect them from the ravages of winter. As a boatowner who strives to be as self-sufficient as possible, I do my own winterizing and tarp my boat myself. I recently came upon a simple trick that makes the tarping process easier and also employs the long-standing boating principle of putting objects to more than one use.
Anyone who has ever used a tarpaulin to cover anything knows that the grommets are always located anywhere but in the places you need them to be. This year, in fact, when I took my two brand-new tarps out of their packaging, some of the grommets were already falling out. There are some fancy new two-piece rubber clips on the market that would enable me to add tie-downs where I need them, but similar devices I’ve tried in the past were so difficult to use that I quickly abandoned them.
Since I took up sailing eight years ago, my golf clubs have been totally neglected but I still have a good supply of golf balls . . . as I used to go through so many of them. I discovered that a golf ball makes an excellent anchor for tying down a tarp. Place a golf ball under the tarp and gather slack fabric around it in a tight bunch. Loop a length of 1⁄8-inch line around the ball, and you have a stable tie-down.
By using golf balls, you can place tie-downs wherever you need them. When spring arrives, you can return them to your golf bag to gather dust for another sailing season. I found that inexpensive hollow practice balls work just as well as premium-grade balls. In fact, as my former golf partners can verify, this is probably the best use I have ever made of a golf ball.
Bill Van Allen and his wife, Emily, sail their 1981 Bayfield 32, Ocypete, out of Penetanguishene, Ontario, on Lake Huron’s Southern Georgian Bay.
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